Abracadaver (Al Lusion) was a magician who did a magic act in Townsville's old magic theater and was the mayor's role model, but then one night, he asked a little girl (who resembles Blossom) to come on stage and he made her teddy bear disappear into thin air. The girl was so sad that she accidentally pantsed him and made everyone see his tricks. He panicked and fell into a coffin with spikes and was killed. He came back as a zombie after a wrecking ball accidentally opened the coffin during the old theater's demolition as ordered by the Mayor, until the girls came in to fight him. At first it seemed that Blossom had died at the magician's hands, but Blossom managed to lock him again.
Abracadaver was voiced by Frank Welker.
- His former name Al Lusion is a pun of "allusion" while his new name is a pun on "abracadabra" and "cadaver", which refers to a corpse.
- He can also be seen in the opening sequence.