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(The episode starts with the Powerpuff Girls playing instruments and Buttercup comes in and smashes her guitar)

Bubbles: Yeesh!

Blossom: Ugh...

Blossom: Buttercup, that's the that's the third guitar you smashed this month.

Bubbles: If you keep smashing your guitars, we'll never win the Battle of the Band-Aids tomorrow.

Blossom: Ugh! For the last time, Bubbles, it's Battle of the Bands, not Battle of the Band-Aids.

Buttercup: Guys, relax. I'll get it fixed. I got a guy.

(At guitar shop)

Buttercup: Yo, Steve! I need a new guitar. This one's faulty.

Steve: Sorry, kid, no dice,

Steve: You made the no exchange Wall of Shame.

(cut to a picture of Buttercup on the "Wall of Shame")

(Back to Steve and Buttercup)

Steve: You can't just keep smashing your guitars.

Buttercup: Come on! Smashing guitars is, like, the most important part of being a rock star.

Buttercup: What about Thrash?!

(Cut a clip of Thrash playing the guitar)

Buttercup: She's the most metal, wicked rock star that ever shredded the audiosphere!

Buttercup: She smashed every guitar she's ever played!

(Thrash then smashes her guitar and makes a rock on pose)

(Cut to a random person playing the guitar)

Buttercup: Even the ones that weren't hers!

(Thrash then jumps in, take his guitar, smashes it, and makes the same rock on pose)

(Cut to Thrash walking out of a guitar shop, action movie style)

Buttercup: She was a rock god!

(The guitar shop blows up and Thrash puts on sunglasses)

(Back to Steve and Buttercup)

Steve: I still can't help you, kid.

Buttercup: But the Battle of the Bands is tomorrow!

Buttercup: Ugh! I would give anything... anything! For the chance to be a rock god!

Steve: Okay, kid. I'll make you a deal.

Buttercup: You will?

Steve: Yeah. Check this out.

(Steve gets a suitcase with a glowing green guitar.)

Buttercup: Whoa

Steve: Yeah, "whoa" is right.

Steve: It's a solid emerald flying-V guitar, smelted together from a thousand years of pure heavy metal.

Steve: And it's super tiny, so it's pretty much made for you.

Buttercup: That's the most metal thing I've ever seen.

Steve: You want it?

Buttercup: Heck, yeah!

Steve: Hold on there, rock star.

Steve: This guitar comes at a cost. If I give it to you, you will owe something to me.

Buttercup: Cool.

Steve: It may come at a time and in a way that you shall most dread.

Buttercup: Ya-huh.

Steve: So you may want to think about it.

Buttercup: Meh.

Steve: It could come at any time!

Buttercup: Sure.

Steve: Like tomorrow.

(Buttercup starts snoring)

Steve: At the Battle of the Bands!

Buttercup: Dude are you still talking? You're wasting valuable shredding time!

Steve: Just checking.

(Steve gives buttercup the guitar)

Buttercup: Sweet.

Steve: All right. With the vested in me by Steve's pawn shop, we must seal the deal with the handshake of thrashitude.

Steve: A G chord!

Both while playing a G chord on both guitars: G chord!

(Cut to the Townsville Community Center)

(Buttercup plays with her guitar)

Blossom: So, you're saying that you that you got that guitar for free?

Buttercup: Yup!

Blossom: No strings attached?

Buttercup: Nah, just the ones that come with the guitar.

Blossom: What lame-brain would give you a free guitar?

Buttercup: That guy!

(Cut to Steve having one leg on a speaker)

(Light goes out and Steve has both legs on the ground)

Random Person: Okay, this light checks out!

(The random guy pulls the spotlight out of frame)

Steve: Hey, Buttercup!

Buttercup: Yo, Steve!

Buttercup: You come to watch the Battle of the Bands?

Steve: Actually... I came here to win the Battle of the Bands.

Buttercup: *Gasp*

(Blossom plays a suspence tune)

Blossom: My bad!

Buttercup: Dude, what gives?! I thought you gave me this guitar so I could win.

Steve: Ha! I didn't give it to you. In fact, it's time for you to pay up, Buttercup.

Buttercup: Pay up?! I don't have any money!

Blossom: Buttercup, what's going on?

Steve: Oh, I don't need money.

Steve: All I need is a drummer.. (Steve snaps his fingers, Changing Bubbles' Outfit and summons drums)

Steve: And a bassist.

Blossom: Buttercup!

(Steve snaps fingers again but this time, Blossom's outfit changes)

Blossom: No strings attached, huh?

Buttercup: Steve, what's going on here!?

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