If I Were a Bunny is a song sung by Blarney from the episode Child Fearing.
Lyrics
If I were a bunny I'd
HOP!!! HOP!!! HOP!!!
HOP!!! HOP!!! HOP!!!
HOP!!! HOP!!! HOP!!!
HOP!!! HOP!!! HOP!!!
If I were a rhino I'd
STOMP!!! STOMP!!! STOMP!!!
STOMP!!! STOMP!!! STOMP!!!
STOMP!!! STOMP!!! STOMP!!!
If I were a fish I would
SCREAM!!! SCREAM!!! SCREAM!!!
SCREAM!!! SCREAM!!! SCREAM!!!
SCREAM!!! SCREAM!!! SCREAM!!!
Okay lads and lassies. Now, let's all join in.
If I were a log I'd
ROLL!!! ROLL!!! ROLL!!!
If I were a ball I'd
BOUNCE!!! BOUNCE!!! BOUNCE!!!
If I were a rake I'd
RAKE!!! RAKE!!! RAKE!!!
If I were a hammer I'd
BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!!
If I were a candle I'd-