(Opening shot: The city skyline at daytime)

Narrator : The City of Townsville, a hustling, bustling whirlwind camaraderie, friendliness, and friendship...(Pan to the people on the street arguing and shouting)...a special place full of special people, especially...(A citizen pops out breaking the 4th wall)

Citizen: Huh, me? I'm special?

Narrator: Sorry, bub. Not you.