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Narrator: Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl. But Professor Utonium accidentally added a can of Whoopass to the concoction.
[On the word "sugar", a box labled sugar appears. On the word "spice", some spices such as a salt shaker, and a pepper mill appear. On the words "everything nice", a birthday cake, a vase of flowers, some cute animals, heart and star shapes, a smiley face, and a unicorn all appear. On the words "perfect little girl", a pretty girl with a grey one-piece dress with matching color eyes and white hair done in a ponytail sits on a rainbow]
[Professor Utonium adds a drop of Whoopass, which causes an explosion. Right before his eyes, he sees three girls with big eyes in light blue, pink, and mint green eye colors respectively, no ears, noses, fingers or toes, wearing Mary Janes, white stockings and one-piece dresses in matching eye colors, with each dress having a black belt in the middle, with different hairstyles, holding hands with each other.]
Narrator: Thus the Whoopass Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers; Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
[In a yellow background full of red, white and blue stars shooting outward, each of the three girls appear:
On the word "Blossom": She appears kneeling down in the middle. She has pink eyes and a matching pink dress, and long orange hair topped off with a big red bow.
On the word "Bubbles": She appears on the left, arms crossed. She has light blue eyes, matching dress, and yellow hair done in pigtails.
On the word "Buttercup": She appears on the right, also with her arms crossed. She has mint green eyes, matching color dress, and black hair done in a bob-flip.
The girls look angry]
[The girls run toward the screen. They encounter the Gangreen Gang, and their appearance says it all.]
Narrator: Go girls, go!
[The girls beat up the Gangreen Gang, punching, kicking, and headbutting all the while]
[In order:
Throughout: One of the members which wears red sunglasses punches Blossom, and she punches him back
Another member which has a backwards cap holds a chainsaw which revs. Buttercup unplugs the chainsaw
A member with a grotesque appearance throws a member who is short and has black hair combed over to Bubbles, who stops him
Bubbles is trapped in a fat member's lower lip and jaw. Buttercup punches his stomach, setting her free.
The girls stand on top of the beaten up Gangreen Gang]
[A logo with the text "Whoopass Stew" in a cutesy typeface featuring the Girls sitting pretty appears]
Narrator: Whoopass Stew!
[Blossom in the logo giggles]
The Whoopass Girls in A Sticky Situation
[Over a city skyline]
Narrator: The city of Townsville. A pleasant place to live, except when... [We hear a crash, the screen shakes, and screams are heard] trouble breaks out.
[A woman with glasses and a red dress and wearing a sunhat freaks out]
Woman: The Amoeba Boys, they just robbed the bank! Somebody stop them, they stole all the money!
[The Amoeba Boys, life size amoebas with different hats, and one with a cigar in its mouth, are holding the cash bags from the robbery]
[Just then, the Whoopass Girls show up in front of them]
The Whoopass Girls: Not so fast boys!
Ameoba Boy 1: Ah, it's the Whoopass Girls; let's get 'em boys!
[The Whoopass Girls and the Ameoba Boys head toward each other. The girls try to punch, and kick, and they get stuck in different areas, without any warning, no less]
Ameoba Boy 1: Now we got you Whoopass Girls! Go ahead. Try and get outta this one.
Blossom: [Ponders, until she gets an idea, she points] Follow me, girls!
[The girls fly, still stuck to the Amoeba Boys]
Narrator: Where can they be taking them? [The Sun is shown, with blue solar rays] To the sun?!
[Without warning, the girls deliberately melt the Amoeba Boys away]
Narrator: They're fryin' em' off! [Canned laughter] The day is saved!
[The girls take to the sky]
Narrator: Watch out for another red-hot episode of "Whoopass Stew!"
[The girls look at us and wave. They fly out of camera]
The End!